Reality

So I’ve decided to tell Sophie, it’s the least I can do.  She’s been so good to me the last few months, putting up with my moods, my annoying little quirks.  I owe her.  But how do I start?  Just how do you tell someone that you care about that you’re going to be leaving them.  I think I like her more than I should.  She has a wonderful smile, and her eyes…….geee man…….if you ever get to meet her, I think you’ll fall for her   I’m OK with that.  I’ll be long gone.

Watching tele…….how boring everything has become.  Reality TV is nothing like reality, it’s the biggest pile of irony I’ve ever seen.  People just trying to be someone different to gain fame and fortune.  No one really acts like themselves, or if they do, they get praised for being nasty.  People don’t like the nice quiet ones, they like the loud noisy trouble makers.

Ok, back to the task in hand, how to tell Sophie.  I could start with something like, “Sophie, I trust you so much,”……..No sounds way too corny.  Sounds like I mean to say Love instead of Trust.  Ah man this is hard.  *bangs head on wall*  “Sophie, there’s something you don’t know about me,”………….Yeh, I’m an axe murderer.  I’ll think more about this tonight.

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